The land of the free!

[CapnAwesome]

People need a little time to appreciate the land of the free. I mean the real land of the free:

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Mexico is badass. You really can do whatever you want there. You want to set off fireworks in the middle of the street? Nobody is going to stop you, hell, it'll probably be a good reason to throw back a little more mescal and start a party that'll last until 7 in the morning. Most American's are too big of pussies to handle real freedom. Real freedom means no such thing as a noise complaint, that you can party until 6 in the morning and then go out and pick some peyote and go on a spirit quest. You want to drive on the curb? In America that's a 200 dollar ticket, in Mexico it's just how you get around the slow person in front of you. A stop sign is more of a suggestion in Mexico. You want to fall asleep on the sidewalk in the middle of the day? Nobody is going to call you a bum, they are probably going to take you into their house to sober up and feed you tacos. The government sucks and as a result, people take care of each other.

American's are so gentrified and frankly, have become a bunch of pussies. They are taught that Mexico is a dangerous place and I think what they are really afraid of is what true freedom looks like. Viva Mexico!