A Promised Land For The Trailer Park Chosen

[The Magic Pudding]

Stay out of the trailer parks of Alabama, son, if you think the UK is "theocratic."

Trailer parks full of mobile believers?
This idea troubles me.
What happens if a mushroom talks to some charismatic (1) leader of the trailer people?

Trailer folk we have suffered to long, we deserve dirt of our own under our wheels (2)
A promised land awaits, the mushroom has told all to me all, ALL!
Roll forth brothers (3), reclaim the land the unbelievers hast stolen from us in a tricky bit of time manipulation the mushroom hast revealest unto me.

Should Canada be warned?

(1) I do realise some people will have trouble envisioning a charismatic leader of the trailer folk but, well I have to move on.
(2) or pile of bricks if your tyres have perished.
(3) Sisters are often excluded from pronouncements of the mushroom god, and when they are addressed they invariably wish they weren't.

[Cinjin]

And here I thought the land of Dixie flags, drag racing, Bible thumpin, and cousin-humpin WAS the promised land.

hmm?

[Minimalist]

Too many fucking tornados.

If there were a god it would be his way of saying "Fuck Off" to the rebs.