Hitler Quote

[abaris]

I prefer Hitlers jokes to his quotes.

There aren't any good contemporary ones. The only good ones I've ever heard were actually told by Germans during his rule. Could land you in a concentration camp or worse, but they are real good.

„Wo ist auf der Welt das heißeste Klima? – In Österreich, denn da sind die Leute über Nacht braun geworden.“

Translation: Which country has the hottest climate in the world? Austria, people have tanned overnight.

„Was ist das: Es sitzt auf der Wiese, ist nackt und frisst Gras? – Ein Deutscher im Jahr 1948.“

Translation: What's that? It sits naked on the lawn and eats grass. A German in 1948.

Die Reichsregierung hat die Wüste Sahara gekauft. Warum? Um dem deutschen Volk mehr Sand in die Augen streuen zu können.“

Translation: The government has bought the Sahara. Why? Because they need more dust to throw in the eyes of the German people.