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God is like a......
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God is like a......
The God of Abraham is like a bratty child who cant get the players on his X Box past the next level. Keeps hitting reset until he gets fed up and smashes the X Box.

It would be comical if it were not for real people who turn religion into an episode of Jerry Springer, accept with weapons and death.
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God is like a...... - by Brian37 - January 3, 2016 at 11:31 am
RE: God is like a...... - by Chad32 - January 3, 2016 at 11:37 am
RE: God is like a...... - by Brian37 - January 3, 2016 at 11:46 am
RE: God is like a...... - by dyresand - January 3, 2016 at 11:46 am
RE: God is like a...... - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 3, 2016 at 11:46 am
RE: God is like a...... - by ignoramus - January 3, 2016 at 8:00 pm
RE: God is like a...... - by Minimalist - January 3, 2016 at 8:29 pm
RE: God is like a...... - by Cinjin - January 3, 2016 at 9:13 pm
RE: God is like a...... - by Thumpalumpacus - January 3, 2016 at 9:14 pm
RE: God is like a...... - by brewer - January 3, 2016 at 9:25 pm
RE: God is like a...... - by Bard A Madsen - January 3, 2016 at 11:04 pm
RE: God is like a...... - by Losty - January 3, 2016 at 11:18 pm
RE: God is like a...... - by Ravenshire - January 3, 2016 at 11:21 pm
RE: God is like a...... - by Pat Mustard - January 4, 2016 at 3:32 pm

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