Yeah, see, the thread is supposed to be "You might be a douchebag" submissions in a vein similar to Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck." I'm curious to see how many people can come up with. Here's another example:
If you think wife-beating jokes are hilarious...
...you might be a douchebag.
If you think wife-beating jokes are hilarious...
...you might be a douchebag.
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when
called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
(Oscar Wilde)
called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
(Oscar Wilde)