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Lonely hearts
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RE: Lonely hearts
(January 14, 2016 at 4:57 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: [Image: weird_aliens.jpg]

Greetings.

My name is Rtt'plvvz and I will be emigrating to earth soon.  I'd like to meet a nice earth man for quite times, cerebral massage, proton exchange and maybe even a little pseudo frottage.

I'm new to the earth dating scene, so be ever so kind as I learn the ways of your wonderful planet.  Also, I really enjoy traveling, so I hope you would enjoy that past time too.  If you're a follower of P'bb'trrttr that would be great too.


please respond to AF box 77-77

Hey there Rtt'plvvz, I'd love to hook up sometime. I confess, it's the eyes that caught my attention, I could get lost in those lovely black holes...

We could meet up here on Earth, maybe go to your planet for a bit as well. I'm almost certain your solar system falls under my Galactic Imperium, so we'd be treated like VIP's. I'm not really the religious type, but P'bb'trr'ttr does sound...interesting.

Let me know if you're up for it.
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Messages In This Thread
Lonely hearts - by vorlon13 - January 14, 2016 at 4:51 pm
RE: Lonely hearts - by account_inactive - January 14, 2016 at 4:53 pm
RE: Lonely hearts - by MTL - January 14, 2016 at 4:53 pm
RE: Lonely hearts - by brewer - January 14, 2016 at 4:56 pm
RE: Lonely hearts - by vorlon13 - January 14, 2016 at 4:57 pm
RE: Lonely hearts - by Iroscato - January 14, 2016 at 5:01 pm
RE: Lonely hearts - by Exian - January 14, 2016 at 5:01 pm
RE: Lonely hearts - by vorlon13 - January 14, 2016 at 5:04 pm
RE: Lonely hearts - by vorlon13 - January 14, 2016 at 5:14 pm
RE: Lonely hearts - by Longhorn - January 14, 2016 at 5:30 pm
RE: Lonely hearts - by Alex K - January 14, 2016 at 5:37 pm
RE: Lonely hearts - by ignoramus - January 14, 2016 at 5:42 pm

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