Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God!

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Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God!

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RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God!

February 12, 2011 at 11:45 pm

(February 12, 2011 at 9:14 pm)padraic Wrote:
(February 12, 2011 at 9:07 pm)theVOID Wrote: That's a sin! God didn't intentionally make our hands fit comfortably around our penises, it's just a coincidence!

--unlike the banana, which according to Ray Comfort was designed to fit the human hand.

And the human mouth(according to the vid).......

Just like the penis..........

Wait a minute, you know what this means?

It proves god exists!!!

There is a god, there is a god!1!1!1!1! (dances around the room deliriously until Kichi smacks him in the head with a dead flounder that she just happened to have at hand)

If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.

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Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by theVOID - February 9, 2011 at 10:39 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by DeistPaladin - February 9, 2011 at 10:55 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Minimalist - February 9, 2011 at 11:50 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by DeistPaladin - February 10, 2011 at 1:06 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Edwardo Piet - February 10, 2011 at 7:33 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Dotard - February 10, 2011 at 7:52 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by theVOID - February 9, 2011 at 11:50 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Minimalist - February 9, 2011 at 11:56 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by theVOID - February 10, 2011 at 4:47 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by fr0d0 - February 10, 2011 at 2:58 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Zen Badger - February 10, 2011 at 7:22 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by theVOID - February 10, 2011 at 5:28 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Zen Badger - February 11, 2011 at 7:45 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by theVOID - February 11, 2011 at 8:24 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by fr0d0 - February 13, 2011 at 7:58 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by OnlyNatural - February 14, 2011 at 1:43 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by padraic - February 10, 2011 at 10:46 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Popsi - December 18, 2011 at 2:59 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Cinjin - December 18, 2011 at 4:54 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Popsi - December 18, 2011 at 5:29 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by theVOID - February 10, 2011 at 5:19 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by fr0d0 - February 10, 2011 at 8:29 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by theVOID - February 10, 2011 at 10:54 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by fr0d0 - February 11, 2011 at 6:44 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Edwardo Piet - February 10, 2011 at 7:54 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by DeistPaladin - February 10, 2011 at 9:23 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Dotard - February 10, 2011 at 8:16 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Ashendant - February 10, 2011 at 9:51 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Edwardo Piet - February 10, 2011 at 11:39 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Watson - February 10, 2011 at 10:15 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Dotard - February 10, 2011 at 10:29 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Edwardo Piet - February 10, 2011 at 11:53 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Jaysyn - February 10, 2011 at 11:55 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Edwardo Piet - February 10, 2011 at 11:59 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Jaysyn - February 10, 2011 at 1:11 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Edwardo Piet - February 10, 2011 at 2:04 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Ashendant - February 10, 2011 at 12:01 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by downbeatplumb - February 10, 2011 at 11:59 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by OnlyNatural - February 10, 2011 at 1:14 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Faith No More - February 10, 2011 at 1:43 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by thesummerqueen - February 10, 2011 at 10:18 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Dotard - February 10, 2011 at 10:58 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Ashendant - February 10, 2011 at 11:30 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by thesummerqueen - February 11, 2011 at 9:45 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Ashendant - February 11, 2011 at 3:54 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by DeistPaladin - February 11, 2011 at 4:07 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Ashendant - February 12, 2011 at 10:25 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by DeistPaladin - February 12, 2011 at 11:33 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Zen Badger - February 12, 2011 at 8:09 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by leo-rcc - February 10, 2011 at 10:22 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Watson - February 10, 2011 at 10:27 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Dotard - February 10, 2011 at 10:23 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Ashendant - February 10, 2011 at 10:43 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by thesummerqueen - February 10, 2011 at 10:28 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by downbeatplumb - February 10, 2011 at 11:45 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by thesummerqueen - February 10, 2011 at 11:47 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Skipper - February 10, 2011 at 11:45 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by DeistPaladin - February 10, 2011 at 2:08 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Edwardo Piet - February 10, 2011 at 5:01 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by DeistPaladin - February 10, 2011 at 5:27 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Edwardo Piet - February 10, 2011 at 12:00 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Rayaan - February 10, 2011 at 4:22 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Minimalist - February 10, 2011 at 4:52 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by padraic - February 11, 2011 at 8:19 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Edwardo Piet - February 11, 2011 at 6:10 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by KichigaiNeko - February 11, 2011 at 9:06 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Welsh cake - February 12, 2011 at 9:48 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Minimalist - February 12, 2011 at 8:56 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by theVOID - February 12, 2011 at 9:07 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by padraic - February 12, 2011 at 9:14 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Zen Badger - February 12, 2011 at 11:45 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Justtristo - February 13, 2011 at 2:41 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by thesummerqueen - February 12, 2011 at 11:06 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by thesummerqueen - February 12, 2011 at 11:56 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Zen Badger - February 12, 2011 at 11:59 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by thesummerqueen - February 13, 2011 at 12:00 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Zen Badger - February 13, 2011 at 12:14 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by KichigaiNeko - February 13, 2011 at 12:21 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Zen Badger - February 13, 2011 at 12:24 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by thesummerqueen - February 13, 2011 at 12:23 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by KichigaiNeko - February 13, 2011 at 12:27 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by DeistPaladin - February 13, 2011 at 12:18 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by KichigaiNeko - February 13, 2011 at 8:51 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Zen Badger - February 14, 2011 at 6:39 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by KichigaiNeko - February 14, 2011 at 7:17 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by padraic - December 18, 2011 at 5:29 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by thesummerqueen - February 13, 2011 at 12:19 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by amkerman - December 18, 2011 at 5:02 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by theVOID - December 20, 2011 at 4:34 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Cinjin - December 21, 2011 at 12:35 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Jackalope - December 21, 2011 at 5:16 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Minimalist - December 18, 2011 at 5:09 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by The Grand Nudger - December 18, 2011 at 8:06 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by amkerman - December 26, 2011 at 10:01 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by downbeatplumb - December 26, 2011 at 10:28 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by theVOID - December 27, 2011 at 3:26 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by amkerman - December 26, 2011 at 10:34 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by downbeatplumb - December 26, 2011 at 11:25 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by amkerman - December 26, 2011 at 11:41 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by amkerman - December 27, 2011 at 3:48 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by theVOID - December 27, 2011 at 5:29 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by 5thHorseman - December 27, 2011 at 6:02 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by TheDarkestOfAngels - December 28, 2011 at 1:33 am

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RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Old Seer - December 28, 2011 at 12:40 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by theVOID - December 28, 2011 at 1:09 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Old Seer - December 28, 2011 at 12:29 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by theVOID - December 28, 2011 at 7:07 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Old Seer - December 28, 2011 at 7:16 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Cyberman - December 28, 2011 at 7:26 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Old Seer - December 28, 2011 at 10:22 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Anomalocaris - December 29, 2011 at 2:26 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by downbeatplumb - December 29, 2011 at 9:47 am

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Old Seer - December 29, 2011 at 3:53 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Cyberman - December 28, 2011 at 10:31 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by TheDarkestOfAngels - December 28, 2011 at 11:03 pm

RE: Attention Theists! Present your best argument for the existence of God! - by Minimalist - December 28, 2011 at 11:09 pm

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