Your Staff just increased in value!

[Edwardo Piet]

Now let's petition to ban Evie.

I mean who do these green buffoons think they are? Seriously, those fucking little turtle pieces of shit.. Thinking they own the road and can just prance along on a leisurely stroll without a care in the world, going at negative 18 miles per hour. I made sure to grab a spiked black boot from Evie's death metal closet so that every time I see those little fucking green turd-le's on the ground I can stomp on them as hard as possible. I use Turtle shells as dinner bowls, that I eat more Turtle out of. I once brushed a Turtle's teeth with a Recycle Bin.

Evie do you think this is a mother fucking game?

I haz mayo. Yesh.

#trollin'