The Tea Party on 45, (Spoof of "Stars On 45")
Trump the dumb ass bigot
Had very bright orange hair
All of the other politicians
Even would say it glows
All of the sane public
Rightfully call him names
If that moron became president
That would be bat shit insane.
Then one foggy pre primary week
Palin came to say
Trump with your hair so bright
Won't you crash the GOP tonight
Then all the Tea Party lovers
Shouted out with glee
Maybe she'll send us snacks
That way we can eat
Trumpy the dumbass
Was a nasty selfish soul
With bright orange hair
And a heart made out of coal
Here comes Donald's orange hair
Hopping down the primary trail
Hippity hoppity
Xenophobia's on it's way
Sarah, Sarah
Russia's brewing in your eyes
Sarah, Sarah
No time is good time for your lies
They pledge allegiance
To a snake
Invade bird sanctuaries
Snack Patriots are all fake
Donald Trump is a liar
Donald Trump is a liar
HIS PANTS ARE ON FIRE
Donald Trump is a liar
No more pussyfooting around
You betcha I'll sink him now
Say goodbye to the party you live in
You've been taking, but now your giving
Trumpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Trumpty Dumpty will have a great fall
All the Endorsments and fear mongering plans
Wont put the GOP back together again.
(END)
Trump the dumb ass bigot
Had very bright orange hair
All of the other politicians
Even would say it glows
All of the sane public
Rightfully call him names
If that moron became president
That would be bat shit insane.
Then one foggy pre primary week
Palin came to say
Trump with your hair so bright
Won't you crash the GOP tonight
Then all the Tea Party lovers
Shouted out with glee
Maybe she'll send us snacks
That way we can eat
Trumpy the dumbass
Was a nasty selfish soul
With bright orange hair
And a heart made out of coal
Here comes Donald's orange hair
Hopping down the primary trail
Hippity hoppity
Xenophobia's on it's way
Sarah, Sarah
Russia's brewing in your eyes
Sarah, Sarah
No time is good time for your lies
They pledge allegiance
To a snake
Invade bird sanctuaries
Snack Patriots are all fake
Donald Trump is a liar
Donald Trump is a liar
HIS PANTS ARE ON FIRE
Donald Trump is a liar
No more pussyfooting around
You betcha I'll sink him now
Say goodbye to the party you live in
You've been taking, but now your giving
Trumpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Trumpty Dumpty will have a great fall
All the Endorsments and fear mongering plans
Wont put the GOP back together again.
(END)
