(January 2, 2016 at 4:07 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Fuck the Bible, I want to know what Dr. Seuss has to say about Mordor.
I will carry this to mount of doom.
And throw its where its hot
Despite the dangers blocking me.
and itchy fungal rot.
I'll lug this ring.
Through forests wide and vast and empty plains.
Through deserts, rivers cold expanse while suffering chill blains.
I'll carry this my faithful friend until I reach my goal.
And cast it to the pit below in hopes it saves my soul.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.