Gay, Catholic and Doing Fine

[Angrboda]

"What did you do to your leg?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, I see you're walking around on crutches and I was just wondering what's wrong with your leg."
"Oh. There's nothing wrong with my leg."
"Then why the crutches?"
"My church teaches that it's sinful to walk on your left leg."
"What! Why is that?"
"Well it's okay to have left legs, it's just that it's disordered to use them."
"That doesn't explain it."
"Well it's unnatural."
"No it's not."
"Regardless, my church say it's a sin and I'm okay with that."
"Bloody crazy if you ask me."
"Say, would you sign my petition?"
"What's it say?"
"It says that two legged's can't get married."
"What?! Now wait a minute."