What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?

[vorlon13]

Oh, I can't even begin, the examples are too numerous.

It's like asking, "What's the wettest water molecule you've ever encountered?"

But I recall having an argument about corporal punishment in parenting,
with a devout theist once, who believed in "spare the rod, spoil the child"
and her argument was,

"God gave us bums so we could be spanked."

I felt like telling her I know lots of gay men in the fetish scene who would agree with her,
and then use a similar argument about why God gave us anuses,
or why God put the prostate gland where He did.

I love it when you talk dirty like that