What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?

[MTL]

Yeah, I agree.  I realized how irrational it is to even consider intelligent design once I learned just the basics of natural selection.  It reminds me of an example a member here used once (paraphrasing):  "It's like looking at a puddle in the road and saying, 'how amazing that water was perfectly designed to fit into that hole!"  

See also: the platypus

Well, at least Platypus are cute, in a backasswards sort of way.

But consider God's magnificent design in these unfortunate beasts:


the "Blob-Fish":



the "Sea-Pig":



the Angler-Fish:



The Lamprey Eel:



and my personal favourite,

....the star-nosed mole:




Well Done, God.