Huggy, it doesn't seem like you actually have a coherent grasp of what you believe. Saying things like, 'the way science spins it,' and 'the scientific version of,' only highlights your ignorance. There does not exist multiple, equally plausible versions of the theory of evolution for people to pick and choose from depending on what sounds good to them. There is only the correct description which arose from the scientific method, and is supported by evidence. If your personal interpretation differs, then you are simply wrong.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken.
Wiser words were never spoken.