RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 17, 2016 at 7:54 pm
(This post was last modified: February 17, 2016 at 7:56 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
I have my own personal candidate for a worst argument for God's existence, created by my very own turtley self:
It's kind of a shitty argument.
Hypothetical idiotic theist who is super duper pooper-scooper serial and serious, for real-zees Wrote:Hey, God must be real because I saw him. I saw him with my very own eyes. I know he's supposed to be invisible but shut up. I saw him. I saw He who is the Jesusy guy's father and also himself. I saw him sucking donkey balls. And to see He Who Sucks Donkey Balls, it requires that I first see Him, and to see Him requires that He exists for me to see Him. For me to see He Who Sucks Donkey Balls, that is. I saw our Donkey-Ballsucking Father. I saw him and he is real. And he sucks. Balls. Donkey ones.
It's kind of a shitty argument.