What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?

[MTL]

Sye Ten and his "brain in a vat" nonsense.

I hear "brain in a vat" and it makes me think of Mars Attacks:





I joked with a friend of mine about how I spend too much time thinking and don't get out enough,
and how I'll eventually end up just a "brain in a vat"
and I'll end up only talking like the aliens in 'Mars Attacks':

"Ak! Ak! Ak! Ak! Ak! Ak!"

....and my friend started laughing a bit and said,

" MTL, honey...you kinda already do. "