What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?

[abaris]

I don't really know what to make of Earth's history, but I don't think you should stick too much to the mainstream timeline. What do you make of megalithic structures and things found in 2.8 billion year old rock that appear to be man made. Are they all just fake? Artifacts in coal, dinosaur-like pictograms, egyptian artifacts allegedly found in the grand canyon. Unless all this stuff is fake, I'm really not sure what to make of it. Just so I don't get bombarded about this post, I don't think that the earth is 6000 years old, but I really don't know what to make of a lot of it. I could just say they are all hoaxes, but I just don't think they are. So short answer: I'm not sure

Yeah ... thought as much.

If you bothered to stick to serious sources instead of dubious web junk, we could have a discussion. But that doesn't seem worth the effort.