What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?

[God of Mr. Hanky]

I almost got sucked in... You're a multi-forum troll that won't listen to anything anyone has to say and is intent on tearing down one thing instead of presenting evidence for another. Even the arguments you do suck (really, really super duper big number =/ mathematical impossibility, no matter how much you want it to).

Stick with your gawd of the gaps if you want, but I would recommend you do some actual study on scientific sites, not creation "science" sites that simply cherry-pick bits and pieces of other people work and present them in a contradictory (and intellectually dishonest) frame of reference. Educate yourself so you can quit making a complete fool of yourself. Or, don't. I really don't fucking care anymore.

I'm not a "multi-forum troll" he just made that up because he's frustrated. I've literally only ever posted on 4 different threads on this forum. And I don't restrict myself to creation sites. And actually there is an established point when something is considered mathematically impossible. When you take into account the number of elementary particles, and the fact that they can't interact faster than the speed of light, you get that there could have only been some like 10^140 events in all of recorded history. If you want to say that we just happen to be that one time, then go ahead.

I swear, if I haven't seen the triple-sized "A" under the banner of know-everything arrogance over on those forums and blogs, well I'll just plead my special privilege to declare true anything I wish just as you do, consistently.

B'by, Trollface!