Some guy said god is real, because banana. It fits in his hand.
So, I did some thinking. Not too much, because I don't want it to make me stray from the road of salvation. I thought and thought and came to this conclusion:
Check someone's hands out. Look at them. Are they chubby? Short fingered? Long fingered? Nice and feminine? Dirty? Manicured?
Now check their feet. I am certain that their hands are a fair reflection of their feet. You can match anyone's hands to their feet, because they are a reflection.
The gawd made us his feet. We are his spitting image. He was so cute and sweet to leave these little clues around for us. It gives me goose bumps! That's why people with feet fetishes are mostly preachers. They love gawd's feet. If they ever try to kiss your feet, let them. And please, cover your hands in church. Amen.
So, I did some thinking. Not too much, because I don't want it to make me stray from the road of salvation. I thought and thought and came to this conclusion:
Check someone's hands out. Look at them. Are they chubby? Short fingered? Long fingered? Nice and feminine? Dirty? Manicured?
Now check their feet. I am certain that their hands are a fair reflection of their feet. You can match anyone's hands to their feet, because they are a reflection.
The gawd made us his feet. We are his spitting image. He was so cute and sweet to leave these little clues around for us. It gives me goose bumps! That's why people with feet fetishes are mostly preachers. They love gawd's feet. If they ever try to kiss your feet, let them. And please, cover your hands in church. Amen.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
