What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?

[abaris]

And intelligent design is not unscientific.

In lights of what we know about the universe, earth and life, it is. But you deny that and seek refuge in some long debunked findings of obscure nature. Only then can you make ends meet. And, try as you might, you won't find anyone following you down that path, who isn't already on your side.