I know just what you mean. Tomorrow I'm going to walk under a ladder, kick a black cat and shout "ok you bastard, what else you got?"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'