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What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?

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What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
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RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?
February 24, 2016 at 7:32 am
(February 23, 2016 at 7:33 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: "How else can you explain the miracle of birth?"

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Well Cthulu, I think you're old enough to know the truth. When a mammy mets a daddy and they fall in love*, sometimes when they are deemed to be ready, and go out to pick a cabbage they are visited by a wondeous stork who carries a newborn baby in its beak. And that is how babies are made.

*For a given value of love or, sometimes, lust.
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RE: What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard? - by Pat Mustard - February 24, 2016 at 7:32 am

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