What's the lamest defence of Theism you've ever heard?

[God of Mr. Hanky]

Don't know why I do this to myself, but here's another one I found:

Oh good gawd, that's even better than the brilliantly shining ass who insisted (a couple of years ago) that the Grand Canyon could have been carved overnight, just because gullies were formed anywhere in Florida (much less a piled-up urban subdivision) after one stormy day! Wish I could remember the name of that fool, so that I could have fun following what he's done since.