(February 25, 2016 at 9:49 am)God of Mr. Hanky Wrote:(February 25, 2016 at 2:24 am)Cecelia Wrote: Don't know why I do this to myself, but here's another one I found:
Oh good gawd, that's even better than the brilliantly shining ass who insisted (a couple of years ago) that the Grand Canyon could have been carved overnight, just because gullies were formed anywhere in Florida (much less a piled-up urban subdivision) after one stormy day! Wish I could remember the name of that fool, so that I could have fun following what he's done since.
VenomFangX? He's said that The Flood™ could have carved out the Grand Canyon in five minutes.
And yeah, this is precisely on par with the thing about solar panels using up all the Sun.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'