RE: Please give me evidence for God.
March 3, 2016 at 1:27 pm
(This post was last modified: March 3, 2016 at 1:29 pm by Cyberman.)
(March 3, 2016 at 1:05 pm)GeneralDog Wrote:(March 3, 2016 at 1:05 pm)KUSA Wrote: Do you fear Unicorn farts?
No but unicorn farts are a bit different than eternal torture.
You should, because unicorn farts stink like nothing else on Earth. Sure, they look like sparkly rainbows and tinkle like a fairy harp when they emerge, but trust me it's every man for himself. I know, because I actually have a unicorn named Cyril and I have to keep her in an atmosphere-controlled paddock. Even then there's a hundred-foot radius around it in which nothing will grow.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
