RE: Can any of you do novel things with your toes/feet?
March 6, 2016 at 10:40 pm
(This post was last modified: March 6, 2016 at 10:42 pm by Cyberman.)
I can turn my feet laterally and basically point my toes in opposite directions, viz.:
![[Image: Lat%20Feet.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i160.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ft187%2FSteambum%2FAF%2520Memes%2FLat%2520Feet.jpg)
or cross them such:
![[Image: Lat%20Feet%20Crossed.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i160.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ft187%2FSteambum%2FAF%2520Memes%2FLat%2520Feet%2520Crossed.jpg)
It's useful for narrow corridors and similar; it means I can stand against the wall and allow someone past with no danger of having my toes stepped on or run over.
I can also combine it with an upper body rotation, meaning that I can do a 180 about-turn on the spot without having to move.
I'm also able to sit comfortably in the full lotus position, then propel myself around on my hands. Or walk literally on my hands and knees; or just my knees like some drunken Munchkin. Or if I desire, lie flat on my back and do touching the toes exercises with zero effort.
Yeah, I'm weird.
or cross them such:
It's useful for narrow corridors and similar; it means I can stand against the wall and allow someone past with no danger of having my toes stepped on or run over.
I can also combine it with an upper body rotation, meaning that I can do a 180 about-turn on the spot without having to move.
I'm also able to sit comfortably in the full lotus position, then propel myself around on my hands. Or walk literally on my hands and knees; or just my knees like some drunken Munchkin. Or if I desire, lie flat on my back and do touching the toes exercises with zero effort.
Yeah, I'm weird.
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