Humans evolved from monkeys

[The Grand Nudger]

Not arguing, just trying to make sure my understanding is bullet proof so I can think about this correctly. 

I think I get what what you're saying, but I can't get around this being a semantics thing.  In your opinion, why are people calling them monkeys if they are not monkeys? 

In context with the specific arguer?  Ignorance.  When I respond to these things below I'm not arguing with you (or think you're arguing with me), merely loading your clip.

We didn't evolve from gorillas.  We did evolve from apes. We are apes and every ancestor back about 15 million years was an ape. Before that our ancestors are what should be called monkeys. They would be called that if they lived today. We are closer to old world monkeys than new world monkeys. Apes should be a type of old world monkey but that seems to offend some people so they play meaningless semantic games like saying we didn't evolve from monkeys. We essentially did in the real world and the problem with their semantic games is that even many anthropologists and biologists actually think we didn't evolve from monkeys. It is rather pathetic how many scientists that should know better think we didn't evolve from what would be a monkey if it lived today. It is just as much a monkey as modern monkeys are but they were no doubt different species. Otherwise there wouldn't be new and old world monkeys with us closer to old world monkeys. It is a confusing semantics game they play and I doubt I made it any clearer. We make the rules so we decide that humans and apes are different enough to not be called monkeys. It is essentially to keep from calling us monkeys and thus offending many people.

The response above would be small dollops of truth interspersed with deep pools of bullshit.  The first three sentences most closely approach the truth, and the rest is trash. 

The rest is him telling you that we -should- call the ancestors prior to that monkeys...seems like he knows that we don't.  Apes aren't a type of old world monkey and there is no "should be" about it.  

Prosimians aren't "just as much a monkey" as a monkey..if they were, we'd call them monkeys, like all the other monkeys.  We call them prosimians...and there -are- prosimians alive today which we call..wait for it, prosimians.  

Primates aren't "just as much a monkey" as a monkey either.  I'm a primate, but I'm not "just as much a monkey" as a baboon..which is a monkey.  The very real and demonstrable differences between myself and, say, a baboon..are why we refer to ourselves with different terms.

We didn't make these differences up, we had no say in the ways that a monkey and an ape are different.  The terms exist only to describe what differences we find.  

That it has anything to do with not offending people is ridiculous, people are offended anyway...hell, this guy is offended that we -don't- get to call people monkeys.  I guess you just can't make everyone happy?