You're not so Godless.

[Little lunch]

I have to agree.
When I was younger I used to worship the pussy.
I would go out all night faithfully praying to it and bowing down whenever I had the chance.
More often than not, I would convert by the end of the night and end up worshipping the toilet bowl.

Out of the entire thread, this is the post I found most attention-grabbing.

I re-read it carefully and it sounds a great deal like you're saying that going down on a girl made you sick.

Unless, of course, it is implied that you were simultaneously indulging in other vices, as well, whilst going out all night,
and it is these  that made you ill.

God, I hope this is the case.  Otherwise.....  *shudder*

Of course, if someone were to put a little icecream on it.... ;-)