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if jesus was real
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RE: if jesus was real
March 15, 2011 at 1:42 am
Also Jesus' had overexaggerated powers.

Scenario 1
Man: Oh nooo, I lost my ear!
Jesus: No worries, my palms will miracously bring your ear back!
In reality:
Man: I lost my ear...! Guess I better glue it back on.

Scenario 2
Jesus: LOOK AT MEH, I CAN WALK ON WATER. TEEHEE.
In reality:
Death from drowning.

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if jesus was real - by the6dead - March 14, 2011 at 12:22 pm
RE: if jesus was real - by DeistPaladin - March 14, 2011 at 1:01 pm
RE: if jesus was real - by theVOID - March 14, 2011 at 1:16 pm
RE: if jesus was real - by theophilus - March 15, 2011 at 12:04 pm
RE: if jesus was real - by DeistPaladin - March 15, 2011 at 12:47 pm
RE: if jesus was real - by Nitsuj - March 14, 2011 at 1:22 pm
RE: if jesus was real - by Minimalist - March 14, 2011 at 2:33 pm
RE: if jesus was real - by Anomalocaris - March 14, 2011 at 2:41 pm
RE: if jesus was real - by reverendjeremiah - March 14, 2011 at 2:48 pm
RE: if jesus was real - by DeistPaladin - March 14, 2011 at 2:56 pm
RE: if jesus was real - by Minimalist - March 14, 2011 at 3:21 pm
RE: if jesus was real - by Anomalocaris - March 14, 2011 at 3:27 pm
RE: if jesus was real - by DeistPaladin - March 14, 2011 at 4:54 pm
RE: if jesus was real - by the6dead - March 14, 2011 at 4:29 pm
RE: if jesus was real - by DeistPaladin - March 14, 2011 at 4:55 pm
RE: if jesus was real - by Minimalist - March 14, 2011 at 4:41 pm
RE: if jesus was real - by the6dead - March 14, 2011 at 4:54 pm
RE: if jesus was real - by Anomalocaris - March 14, 2011 at 5:38 pm
RE: if jesus was real - by Zen Badger - March 15, 2011 at 6:59 am
RE: if jesus was real - by Minimalist - March 14, 2011 at 5:34 pm
RE: if jesus was real - by Jax - March 15, 2011 at 1:42 am
RE: if jesus was real - by DeistPaladin - March 15, 2011 at 9:55 am
RE: if jesus was real - by Jax - March 16, 2011 at 12:31 am
RE: if jesus was real - by Minimalist - March 15, 2011 at 12:49 pm
RE: if jesus was real - by the6dead - March 15, 2011 at 4:09 pm
RE: if jesus was real - by Minimalist - March 15, 2011 at 4:17 pm
RE: if jesus was real - by The Skeptic - March 15, 2011 at 5:53 pm
RE: if jesus was real - by Godschild - March 16, 2011 at 12:33 am
RE: if jesus was real - by DeistPaladin - March 16, 2011 at 2:26 am
RE: if jesus was real - by Godschild - March 16, 2011 at 10:22 am
RE: if jesus was real - by reverendjeremiah - March 16, 2011 at 1:33 pm
RE: if jesus was real - by Anomalocaris - March 16, 2011 at 1:46 pm
RE: if jesus was real - by DeistPaladin - March 16, 2011 at 2:02 pm
RE: if jesus was real - by Minimalist - March 16, 2011 at 1:12 am
RE: if jesus was real - by Rayaan - March 16, 2011 at 3:02 am
RE: if jesus was real - by DeistPaladin - March 16, 2011 at 8:51 am
RE: if jesus was real - by Anomalocaris - March 16, 2011 at 3:02 am
RE: if jesus was real - by Minimalist - March 16, 2011 at 11:54 am

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