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Fuck my country!
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RE: Fuck my country!
Void Wrote:Passive smokers don't have serious health effects so they don't pay the premiums, chain smokers would have to pay more to account for the extra liabilities their habit produces.



Will we be required to wear a smoke counting ankle bracelet or something? Transmitters in cigarette packs that tell the gummit (or insurer) how much your smoking?

Cigarettes must be purchased with a reporting debit card that tattles on you! Yeah, that's the ticket!

(*The camera mounted on top of a pole swivels around peering everwhere. Zooming in and out as the inhabitants of the city move about. A crackle and short piercing screech is heard as the loudspeaker mounted just above it booms....*)

"YOU THERE! The one carrying the parachute! You've had your ONE allotted skydive this year! If you're headed for another one, that's gonna cost ya.
HEY! Gumball on the bicycle! You're only allowed to ride bikes if you get off and walk them across crosswalks! Negative 5 credits for you! Hey Fatguy entering MacDonalds! You your insurance insurance rate just went up another 42 percent. Congradulations Fatass!"

Yes I know, taken to the extreme. But it can be a logical conclusion to your logic on the matter.
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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...the least christian thing a person can do is to become a christian. ~Chuck
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NO MA'AM
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Fuck my country! - by theVOID - March 15, 2011 at 4:38 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by HeyItsZeus - March 15, 2011 at 4:43 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by downbeatplumb - March 15, 2011 at 4:50 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by Minimalist - March 15, 2011 at 4:54 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by HeyItsZeus - March 15, 2011 at 4:59 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by theVOID - March 15, 2011 at 4:54 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by theVOID - March 15, 2011 at 4:55 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by Minimalist - March 15, 2011 at 5:08 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by Jaysyn - March 15, 2011 at 4:56 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by theVOID - March 15, 2011 at 4:59 pm
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RE: Fuck my country! - by Meatball - March 15, 2011 at 5:15 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by theVOID - March 15, 2011 at 5:33 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by Ashendant - March 15, 2011 at 6:09 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by HeyItsZeus - March 16, 2011 at 4:36 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by theVOID - March 17, 2011 at 6:41 am
RE: Fuck my country! - by theVOID - March 15, 2011 at 6:26 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by Dotard - March 15, 2011 at 6:28 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by theVOID - March 15, 2011 at 7:01 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by Dotard - March 15, 2011 at 8:43 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by theVOID - March 16, 2011 at 5:47 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by Dotard - March 16, 2011 at 9:29 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by corndog36 - March 15, 2011 at 6:32 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by Dotard - March 15, 2011 at 6:46 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by padraic - March 15, 2011 at 9:51 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by theVOID - March 16, 2011 at 5:20 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by Skipper - March 16, 2011 at 5:46 am
RE: Fuck my country! - by Edwardo Piet - March 16, 2011 at 8:23 am
RE: Fuck my country! - by Minimalist - March 16, 2011 at 7:37 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by tackattack - March 16, 2011 at 8:32 am
RE: Fuck my country! - by Autumnlicious - March 16, 2011 at 4:47 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by HeyItsZeus - March 16, 2011 at 5:23 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by theVOID - March 16, 2011 at 7:45 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by HeyItsZeus - March 16, 2011 at 8:18 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by theVOID - March 16, 2011 at 8:53 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by HeyItsZeus - March 16, 2011 at 9:21 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by Minimalist - March 18, 2011 at 9:53 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by theVOID - March 18, 2011 at 11:24 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by Minimalist - March 19, 2011 at 8:03 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by HeyItsZeus - March 19, 2011 at 8:13 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by ib.me.ub - March 17, 2011 at 12:02 am
RE: Fuck my country! - by theVOID - March 17, 2011 at 1:03 am
RE: Fuck my country! - by Dotard - March 17, 2011 at 6:31 am
RE: Fuck my country! - by KichigaiNeko - March 17, 2011 at 2:36 am
RE: Fuck my country! - by padraic - March 17, 2011 at 3:43 am
RE: Fuck my country! - by ib.me.ub - March 17, 2011 at 4:09 am
RE: Fuck my country! - by theVOID - March 17, 2011 at 6:51 am
RE: Fuck my country! - by Dotard - March 17, 2011 at 7:52 am
RE: Fuck my country! - by theVOID - March 17, 2011 at 8:33 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by Dotard - March 17, 2011 at 10:07 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by theVOID - March 18, 2011 at 2:31 am
RE: Fuck my country! - by Dotard - March 18, 2011 at 8:45 am
RE: Fuck my country! - by padraic - March 17, 2011 at 4:44 am
RE: Fuck my country! - by ib.me.ub - March 18, 2011 at 7:01 am
RE: Fuck my country! - by HeyItsZeus - March 17, 2011 at 6:48 am
RE: Fuck my country! - by Skipper - March 17, 2011 at 8:35 am
RE: Fuck my country! - by Anomalocaris - March 17, 2011 at 12:06 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by chatpilot - March 17, 2011 at 1:56 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by tackattack - March 17, 2011 at 2:18 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by chatpilot - March 18, 2011 at 4:30 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by tackattack - March 18, 2011 at 7:25 am
RE: Fuck my country! - by ib.me.ub - March 18, 2011 at 7:28 am
RE: Fuck my country! - by padraic - March 18, 2011 at 6:24 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by tackattack - March 18, 2011 at 8:20 am
RE: Fuck my country! - by Dotard - March 18, 2011 at 8:30 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by Rhizomorph13 - March 20, 2011 at 4:33 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by Dotard - March 22, 2011 at 4:01 am
RE: Fuck my country! - by ib.me.ub - March 19, 2011 at 12:07 am
RE: Fuck my country! - by KichigaiNeko - March 21, 2011 at 8:13 am
RE: Fuck my country! - by fr0d0 - March 21, 2011 at 8:21 am
RE: Fuck my country! - by Minimalist - March 19, 2011 at 8:30 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by fr0d0 - March 19, 2011 at 8:51 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by Anomalocaris - March 20, 2011 at 3:27 pm
RE: Fuck my country! - by ib.me.ub - March 21, 2011 at 8:23 am
RE: Fuck my country! - by KichigaiNeko - March 21, 2011 at 8:25 am
RE: Fuck my country! - by ib.me.ub - March 21, 2011 at 8:28 am
RE: Fuck my country! - by KichigaiNeko - March 21, 2011 at 8:29 am

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