Help me confirm or deny some stuff about Hilary Clinton please

[Minimalist]

The senate is possible given that the republicunts are likely to nominate a complete shithead.

The House?

After 2014:

[b]House Partisan Balance [/b]
[b]Party[/b]
[b]114th Congress [/b]
Democratic
188 Dem
Republican
246  GOP

And even worse:

Incumbents in both chambers saw a high rate of retention after the 2014 elections. Close to 96 percent of the incumbents who ran for re-election won their races

Vacancies
Source:  https://ballotpedia.org/114th_United_States_Congress

You'll be sure to send me an email if it happens, right?  I'll be out hunting for horny supermodels.