Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!

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Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!

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RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!

April 13, 2016 at 6:06 pm

(April 13, 2016 at 4:58 pm)abaris Wrote:
(April 13, 2016 at 4:54 pm)Constable Dorfl Wrote: After reading this, all I can think is "Mammy, can I be a dildo when I grow up?"

Well, at least, I see nothing wrong with a sex demon attaching itself to me. I'm not getting any younger and the time for needing one is quickly approaching.

Ah you're outsourcing your labour ...

Just make sure the project management is up to scratch.

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Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by drfuzzy - April 13, 2016 at 1:24 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by vorlon13 - April 13, 2016 at 1:25 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by abaris - April 13, 2016 at 1:28 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by Jackalope - April 13, 2016 at 1:28 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by I_am_not_mafia - April 13, 2016 at 1:37 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by Chad32 - April 13, 2016 at 1:39 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by KevinM1 - April 13, 2016 at 1:42 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by I_am_not_mafia - April 13, 2016 at 1:43 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by dyresand - April 13, 2016 at 1:48 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by Divinity - April 13, 2016 at 1:51 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by I_am_not_mafia - April 13, 2016 at 1:59 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by Crossless1 - April 13, 2016 at 3:07 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by vorlon13 - April 13, 2016 at 1:54 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by TheRocketSurgeon - April 13, 2016 at 2:50 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by Jackalope - April 13, 2016 at 3:02 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by Alex K - April 13, 2016 at 3:24 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by J a c k - April 13, 2016 at 3:31 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by Crossless1 - April 13, 2016 at 3:35 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by Alex K - April 13, 2016 at 4:00 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by brewer - April 13, 2016 at 3:38 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by ItsNotEmmi - April 13, 2016 at 4:05 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by robvalue - April 13, 2016 at 4:08 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by The Valkyrie - April 13, 2016 at 4:10 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by Crossless1 - April 13, 2016 at 4:12 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by The Valkyrie - April 13, 2016 at 4:13 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by Crossless1 - April 13, 2016 at 4:15 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by robvalue - April 14, 2016 at 3:31 am

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by The Valkyrie - April 13, 2016 at 4:16 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by Crossless1 - April 13, 2016 at 4:19 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by The Valkyrie - April 13, 2016 at 4:27 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by Crossless1 - April 13, 2016 at 4:31 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by Pat Mustard - April 13, 2016 at 4:54 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by abaris - April 13, 2016 at 4:58 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by I_am_not_mafia - April 13, 2016 at 6:06 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by brewer - April 13, 2016 at 6:33 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by vorlon13 - April 13, 2016 at 7:38 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by Edwardo Piet - April 13, 2016 at 8:24 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by Wyrd of Gawd - April 13, 2016 at 8:33 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by The Valkyrie - April 13, 2016 at 9:06 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by brewer - April 13, 2016 at 9:44 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by Edwardo Piet - April 13, 2016 at 9:09 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by vorlon13 - April 13, 2016 at 11:17 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by Edwardo Piet - April 13, 2016 at 9:49 pm

Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by LadyForCamus - April 13, 2016 at 9:57 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by WinterHold - April 13, 2016 at 11:01 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by Edwardo Piet - April 13, 2016 at 11:20 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by vorlon13 - April 13, 2016 at 11:22 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by Edwardo Piet - April 13, 2016 at 11:28 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by vorlon13 - April 14, 2016 at 12:11 am

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by Goosebump - April 14, 2016 at 12:15 am

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by Vincent - April 14, 2016 at 2:21 am

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by I_am_not_mafia - April 14, 2016 at 3:29 am

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by pocaracas - April 14, 2016 at 4:40 am

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by rado84 - April 14, 2016 at 5:47 am

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by vorlon13 - April 14, 2016 at 10:45 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by zebo-the-fat - April 14, 2016 at 2:14 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by Edwardo Piet - April 15, 2016 at 1:13 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by vorlon13 - April 15, 2016 at 1:15 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by pocaracas - April 15, 2016 at 2:11 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by Edwardo Piet - April 15, 2016 at 1:15 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by vorlon13 - April 15, 2016 at 1:17 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by Edwardo Piet - April 15, 2016 at 1:18 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by Joods - April 15, 2016 at 1:23 pm

RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!! - by vorlon13 - April 15, 2016 at 6:46 pm

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