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Your favorite joke?
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RE: Your favorite joke?
I love this joke.

"Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
Quote:"I think it's perfectly possible to explain how the universe came about without bringing God into it, but I don't know everything, and there may well be a God somewhere, hiding away. Actually, if he is keeping out of sight, it's because he's ashamed of his followers and all the cruelty and ignorance they're responsible for promoting in his name. If I were him, I'd want nothing to do with them."
— Philip Pullman
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Your favorite joke? - by HeyItsZeus - March 31, 2011 at 8:21 pm
RE: Your favorite joke? - by theVOID - March 31, 2011 at 8:24 pm
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Dotard - March 31, 2011 at 8:46 pm
RE: Your favorite joke? - by fr0d0 - March 31, 2011 at 9:00 pm
RE: Your favorite joke? - by HeyItsZeus - April 1, 2011 at 5:42 pm
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Violet - April 2, 2011 at 2:15 am
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Emporion - April 2, 2011 at 5:23 am
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Violet - April 2, 2011 at 1:05 pm
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Emporion - April 2, 2011 at 1:13 pm
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Violet - April 21, 2011 at 1:14 am
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Rayaan - April 1, 2011 at 1:40 am
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Jax - April 1, 2011 at 4:03 am
RE: Your favorite joke? - by theVOID - April 1, 2011 at 4:40 am
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Darinda - April 10, 2011 at 12:03 pm
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Diamond - April 20, 2011 at 4:48 pm
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Minimalist - April 20, 2011 at 5:02 pm
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Rev. Rye - April 20, 2011 at 8:11 pm
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Cinjin - April 21, 2011 at 3:04 am
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Minimalist - April 21, 2011 at 6:38 pm
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Darinda - April 22, 2011 at 1:20 pm
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Darinda - April 22, 2011 at 3:12 pm
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Darinda - April 23, 2011 at 3:40 pm
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Diamond - April 29, 2011 at 5:58 pm
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Cinjin - April 30, 2011 at 1:08 am
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Darinda - June 21, 2011 at 3:15 pm

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