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A sacred joke.
#1
A sacred joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to other side.
Why did the tide cross the road? To get to the other tide.
Why did the believer cross the road? Because he was in love with the Guide.
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#2
RE: A sacred joke.
(January 20, 2018 at 6:18 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to other side.
Why did the tide cross the road? To get to the other tide.
Why did the believer cross the road? Because he was in love with the Guide.

I know you think you are trying, and at least you put this in the humor section.

But how about something like this?

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

A white horse fell in the mud.

THAT is a joke. Not a good one you could argue, but better than what you just posted.
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#3
RE: A sacred joke.
I find sacred humour rather scarce in the funnies.
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#4
RE: A sacred joke.
(January 20, 2018 at 6:18 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to other side.
Why did the tide cross the road? To get to the other tide.
Why did the believer cross the road? Because he was in love with the Guide.
Why did the non-believer cross the road? 'cause he wanted to! duh!
Quote:To know yet to think that one does not know is best; Not to know yet to think that one knows will lead to difficulty.
- Lau Tzu

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#5
RE: A sacred joke.
Here's a joke.

Code:
#include <koran.h> // surely in your compiler main link

int main (int argc, char** bullshit){
   return 0;
}
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#6
RE: A sacred joke.
Quote:Why did the believer cross the road? Because he was in love with the Guide.  some primitive fuck with a towel on his head told him to.


FTFY.
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#7
RE: A sacred joke.
Why did the believer close his eyes and walk out into the road? To get to the other side.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#8
RE: A sacred joke.
(January 20, 2018 at 7:15 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Why did the believer close his eyes and walk out into the road? To get to the other side.

Meh, might work sometimes, on a slow traffic day, but don't put it like that because then they chalk that up to "Miracle" and "God did it".

They'd ignore all the times someone walking across the street using a cell phone who are distracted and get hit. SHIT, I am somewhat worried about my trip to Australia next month crossing public roads considering the traffic is in the opposite of what I am used to.

I ain't going to chalk my successful crossing then to a prayer to Carl Sagan.
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#9
RE: A sacred joke.
(January 20, 2018 at 7:21 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(January 20, 2018 at 7:15 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Why did the believer close his eyes and walk out into the road? To get to the other side.

Meh, might work sometimes, on a slow traffic day, but don't put it like that because then they chalk that up to "Miracle" and "God did it".

They'd ignore all the times someone walking across the street using a cell phone who are distracted and get hit. SHIT, I am somewhat worried about my trip to Australia next month crossing public roads considering the traffic is in the opposite of what I am used to.

I ain't going to chalk my successful crossing then to a prayer to Carl Sagan.

Ah camon you didn't get my joke?
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#10
RE: A sacred joke.
(January 20, 2018 at 7:23 pm)LastPoet Wrote:
(January 20, 2018 at 7:21 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Meh, might work sometimes, on a slow traffic day, but don't put it like that because then they chalk that up to "Miracle" and "God did it".

They'd ignore all the times someone walking across the street using a cell phone who are distracted and get hit. SHIT, I am somewhat worried about my trip to Australia next month crossing public roads considering the traffic is in the opposite of what I am used to.

I ain't going to chalk my successful crossing then to a prayer to Carl Sagan.

Ah camon you didn't get my joke?

Cut me some slack, you are talking to an ABBA fan. Draw me a picture, of Agnetha. (She's the blond).
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