Three guys on a train in New Zealand, A Caucasian a Maori and an Asian, the train hits a bump in the tracks and some luggage falls down, and old lamp rolls beneath their feet, they pick it up and dust it off when *wham!* out comes a Genie - "He says to the three men: You have one wish each"
The Caucasian says "I'd love to be on a tropical island with all my people and all the food and beer and women I'd ever need" The genie says fine and *poof* he's gone with all the Caucasians.
The Asian says "I'd love to be back in Asia with all my people sharing a big bowl of Kimchi" the Genie agrees and *poof* he's gone with all the Asians
the Genie then says to the Maori "what is your wish"? The Maori says "I already got them dicks off my island bro, Just gimme some beers"
The Caucasian says "I'd love to be on a tropical island with all my people and all the food and beer and women I'd ever need" The genie says fine and *poof* he's gone with all the Caucasians.
The Asian says "I'd love to be back in Asia with all my people sharing a big bowl of Kimchi" the Genie agrees and *poof* he's gone with all the Asians
the Genie then says to the Maori "what is your wish"? The Maori says "I already got them dicks off my island bro, Just gimme some beers"
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