Why do you think anyone is going to read the drivel from your holy book? I might as well read a page from Alice in Wonderland. It makes just as much sense (if not more).
To be honest, justmoha, I think you're just a fucking troll. Go away.
To be honest, justmoha, I think you're just a fucking troll. Go away.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

