Oh fuck, no. That's never going to work on my face. Even if I were to try, it just grows very bushy and - as I never knew until I actually let myself go a few years ago - very curly.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
