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I played poker with myself
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I played poker with myself
One deck of cards, 10 hands, a session full of hearts, who might had thought that a sane person would sit there mixing em cards?

Well, it begins with imagining two unknown players; gamblers, with no money since both men are actually 2 faces of a single coin; a twisted coin; one shiny clone, one is silent, the other is mute beyond believe.

The big blind is foretold; but the dealer forgets what was offered and sold; there is no cash, so numbers are memorized in the head, with the cards spread on the bed, where both players sit, and now, the cards are dealt..what was the small blind? forget it, it's all about your hand after all!

An ace, what an interesting case, it was dealt with the spade's; the spade's queen, that weird lady in black. Jealous of the ace, despite being a male, she is afraid that he might pollute the Jack's love; steal him from her.

But once the three cards were on the bed, the queen was happy ! now, she found another ace, he comes with red hearts, she forgot the Jack's weak hand, now she teams up with the ace.

Finally, a queen is dealt ! the queen of clubs, that loud slutty being, but in the land of spades, manners are taught and all kinds of queens must be respected !
Last card comes to join. Meh, a mere 4 of hearts? who needs a 4?

The showdown proves that he, won over he, with 2 pairs !
The coin beat the coin, the same coin, in the same game that he played against he!
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I played poker with myself - by WinterHold - May 11, 2016 at 4:40 am
RE: I played poker with myself - by Little lunch - May 11, 2016 at 7:31 am
RE: I played poker with myself - by Losty - May 11, 2016 at 8:46 am
RE: I played poker with myself - by Edwardo Piet - May 11, 2016 at 9:41 am
RE: I played poker with myself - by Edwardo Piet - May 11, 2016 at 9:39 am
RE: I played poker with myself - by Edwardo Piet - May 12, 2016 at 10:21 am
RE: I played poker with myself - by brewer - May 11, 2016 at 5:18 pm
RE: I played poker with myself - by WinterHold - May 12, 2016 at 3:32 am
RE: I played poker with myself - by Losty - May 13, 2016 at 12:38 pm
RE: I played poker with myself - by WinterHold - May 14, 2016 at 3:42 am
RE: I played poker with myself - by WinterHold - May 12, 2016 at 3:34 am
RE: I played poker with myself - by Red_Wind - May 12, 2016 at 3:53 am
RE: I played poker with myself - by WinterHold - May 12, 2016 at 7:27 pm
RE: I played poker with myself - by robvalue - May 12, 2016 at 4:08 am
RE: I played poker with myself - by AFTT47 - May 12, 2016 at 4:23 am
RE: I played poker with myself - by Homeless Nutter - May 12, 2016 at 3:36 pm
RE: I played poker with myself - by Minimalist - May 12, 2016 at 3:49 pm

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