My favourite ever article involving pandas:
http://www.cracked.com/article_21105_8-i...pt.-2.html
http://www.cracked.com/article_21105_8-i...pt.-2.html
Quote:In 1974, three world leaders were forced to step down. Their scandals weren't connected, but the three had one very strange, very specific thing in common: They had all been given exactly two pandas.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'