Gorilla killed

[Pat Mustard]

Did she give a shout-out to the team that saved her child's life? If so, not a douche.

She most certainly did, both times.

“We are so thankful to the Lord that our child is safe. He is home and doing just fine. We extend our heartfelt thanks for the quick action by the Cincinnati Zoo staff. We know that this was a very difficult decision for them, and that they are grieving the loss of their gorilla.”

"We continue to praise God for His grace and mercy, and to be thankful to the Cincinnati Zoo for their actions taken to protect our child. Some have offered money to the family, which we do not want and will not accept," the family said. "If anyone wishes to make a gift, we recommend a donation to the Cincinnati Zoo in Harambe's name."

Still very douchy, relegating those who saved her child to a distant second place behind a big beard in the sky.

Oh and why didn't she thank god for putting her child there in the first place?