Shoes are hilarious

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I may not be the brightest bulb in the shop, but one thing I've learned over the years is to never, EVER criticize a woman's taste in shoes.  Safer to tell her that her firstborn looks like a poorly shaved gibbon.

Boru

I'm lucky here, Emma finds them as ridiculous as I do She wanted something with a kitten heel (I learned something about shoes...) but they had either totally flat or cliff-face heels. She finally settled for some cute slipper looking things

I love me some sexy legs too! I don't much care what is on the end of them I'm not sure if mine are sexy. It's the only place on my body that I have any significant muscles, due to many years of intense roller skating. They're a shadow of their former selves though. I started flexing them in one of the mirrors there to amuse myself, and wondered if that would be a good video... no.

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Why do I get the feeling we're going to be treated with a lovely video of your legs soon?

Lol, I wouldn't do that to you guys!

Or would I