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God vs. Iron Chariots
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RE: God vs. Iron Chariots
-Yahweh is powerless against iron
-Yahweh creates a place to imprison his enemies
-This prison is supposedly at the Earth's core, according to some
-Made of iron
-Ruled by an evil genius
-Who has no incentive to punish the evil-doers sent to his domain

In summary:

Yahweh creates a fortress lair for his arch-enemy, made from the one material he is powerless against, and routinely sends him an ever-increasing army of the most wicked and evil humans in history. It's like a Bond film plot by someone who never saw one all the way through.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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God vs. Iron Chariots - by Socratic Meth Head - June 6, 2016 at 9:06 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by dyresand - June 6, 2016 at 9:12 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Minimalist - June 6, 2016 at 9:31 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Silver - June 6, 2016 at 9:33 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by YahwehIsTheWay - June 6, 2016 at 9:36 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Mister Agenda - June 7, 2016 at 12:08 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by YahwehIsTheWay - June 6, 2016 at 9:35 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Minimalist - June 6, 2016 at 9:53 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Drich - June 7, 2016 at 11:57 am
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by IATIA - June 7, 2016 at 12:07 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Minimalist - June 7, 2016 at 12:38 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Drich - June 8, 2016 at 9:09 am
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by robvalue - June 7, 2016 at 12:13 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Iroscato - June 7, 2016 at 12:50 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Jackalope - June 8, 2016 at 2:20 am
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by I_am_not_mafia - June 8, 2016 at 9:43 am
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Cyberman - June 7, 2016 at 1:48 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Homeless Nutter - June 8, 2016 at 4:32 am
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Socratic Meth Head - June 8, 2016 at 12:33 am
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Drich - June 8, 2016 at 9:09 am
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Socratic Meth Head - June 8, 2016 at 5:26 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by The Valkyrie - June 8, 2016 at 12:39 am
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by robvalue - June 8, 2016 at 3:41 am
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Iroscato - June 8, 2016 at 1:23 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Cyberman - June 8, 2016 at 1:32 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Minimalist - June 8, 2016 at 1:45 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Drich - June 13, 2016 at 4:02 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Nihilist Virus - June 10, 2016 at 4:55 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Minimalist - June 10, 2016 at 5:02 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by Nihilist Virus - June 10, 2016 at 5:17 pm
RE: God vs. Iron Chariots - by John V - June 13, 2016 at 3:41 pm

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