A man comes home from a night of heavy binge drinking.
As he walks in the door he smashes the flower vase all over the floor, trips through the living room breaking the coffee table. He then procedes to piss all over the floor mat in the bathroom, completely missing the toilet.
The next morning he awakens to find his wife had not only cleaned up everything but also greets him with a warm smile and a hot plate of breakfast.
The man's son told him of his actions the night before and the puzzled man simply asked, "Why is she treating me so well? How did this happen?"
The son replies, "All I know is that after you went in your room and passed out on the floor I heard you yell out, "GET OFF ME WOMAN, I'M A MARRIED MAN!"
Flower Vase = $18
Coffee Table = $120
Saying the right thing at the right time = Priceless
As he walks in the door he smashes the flower vase all over the floor, trips through the living room breaking the coffee table. He then procedes to piss all over the floor mat in the bathroom, completely missing the toilet.
The next morning he awakens to find his wife had not only cleaned up everything but also greets him with a warm smile and a hot plate of breakfast.
The man's son told him of his actions the night before and the puzzled man simply asked, "Why is she treating me so well? How did this happen?"
The son replies, "All I know is that after you went in your room and passed out on the floor I heard you yell out, "GET OFF ME WOMAN, I'M A MARRIED MAN!"
Flower Vase = $18
Coffee Table = $120
Saying the right thing at the right time = Priceless
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