"You're borrowing from my worldview" and "The Christian worldview accounts for..."

[Adam Blackstar]

If there was a Hell, it would be too good for the apologists who have convinced Christians that these are good arguments.

Them: "My Christian worldview is the only one that coherently accounts for Logic and Morality."

Me: "I don't care about your worldview.  A worldview is just an explanation and has no bearing on what is actually true."

Them: "Ah, but how does your worldview account for Truth?"

Me: "Truth is just a word meaning something that comports with reality."

Them: "A-HA! But your materialist worldview can't account for intangibles like Truth.  Can you fill a bucket with Truth?"

Me: "Truth is a word, an abstraction, not a substance."

Them: "Then Logic is just an abstraction?  Are you saying Logic didn't exist before humans?"

Me: "Yes, because humans developed logic, but the reality it was built upon existed before humans."

Them: "So humans can change the laws of logic according to your worldview?"

Me: "Humans can make mistakes in logic but they can't change axiomatic reality."

Them: "Whose reality?"

Me: "Is there more than one?"

Them: "My knowledge of reality comes from revelation from God.  Where does yours come from?"

Me: "How does that work?  Do you just assume all of your opinions are a revelation from God?"

Them: "NO SIR, my arguments are perfectly reasonable within the Christian worldview."

Me: "I don't CARE about your worldview.  Please answer my question of how you know your opinions equate to divine knowledge."

Them: "The absurdity of the contrary.  My Christian worldview is the only one that accounts for Truth."

Me: "Fuck you."