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This requires a thick Jewish accent.

A cop walking a beat in Brooklyn sees a big young black man beating the shit our of a little old Jewish man. He grabs each by the back of the neck and pulls them apart.

He looks at the black guy and demands "what are you crazy? You're twice his size...you'll kill him."

“He called me a black bastard,” the black man replied.

The cop shakes his head, looks at the old man and says,

“What's wrong with you? You got a death wish? Look at the size of him!” asks the policeman.

The Jewish man replies, “Oy, officer, this man is a fine gentleman. I would never call him such a name. I don’t know what got him mad. He asked me for directions to the Motor Vehicle Department and I told him ‘You’re a block past it.’”