Comedy skit in my head:
"Did you bring the drugs?"
"Si"
"Did you bring the rapists?"
(Pause)... "Que?"
"The rapists. Did you bring the rapists?"
(Pause) "Um"
"You didn't even bring one rapist with you?"
"No."
"Go home. Don't come back until you bring some rapists."
"Sheesh, it really is hard to get into this country."
"Did you bring the drugs?"
"Si"
"Did you bring the rapists?"
(Pause)... "Que?"
"The rapists. Did you bring the rapists?"
(Pause) "Um"
"You didn't even bring one rapist with you?"
"No."
"Go home. Don't come back until you bring some rapists."
"Sheesh, it really is hard to get into this country."
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
