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Your favorite joke?
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RE: Your favorite joke?
Irish Gas Station

Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new Mercedes into an Irish gas station.

An attendant greets him in typical Irish Manner, unaware who the golf pro is... 'Top o' the mornin to ya'.

As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket.

'So what are those things, laddie?' asks the attendant.

They're called tees,' replies Tiger.

'And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?' Inquires the Irishman.

'Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive,' replies Tiger.

'Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph! ' exclaims The Irish attendant. 'Those fellas at Mercedes think of everything.'
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Messages In This Thread
Your favorite joke? - by HeyItsZeus - March 31, 2011 at 8:21 pm
RE: Your favorite joke? - by theVOID - March 31, 2011 at 8:24 pm
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Dotard - March 31, 2011 at 8:46 pm
RE: Your favorite joke? - by fr0d0 - March 31, 2011 at 9:00 pm
RE: Your favorite joke? - by HeyItsZeus - April 1, 2011 at 5:42 pm
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Violet - April 2, 2011 at 2:15 am
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Emporion - April 2, 2011 at 5:23 am
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Violet - April 2, 2011 at 1:05 pm
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Emporion - April 2, 2011 at 1:13 pm
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Violet - April 21, 2011 at 1:14 am
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Rayaan - April 1, 2011 at 1:40 am
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Jax - April 1, 2011 at 4:03 am
RE: Your favorite joke? - by theVOID - April 1, 2011 at 4:40 am
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Darinda - April 10, 2011 at 12:03 pm
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Diamond - April 20, 2011 at 4:48 pm
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Minimalist - April 20, 2011 at 5:02 pm
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Rev. Rye - April 20, 2011 at 8:11 pm
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Cinjin - April 21, 2011 at 3:04 am
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Minimalist - April 21, 2011 at 6:38 pm
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Darinda - April 22, 2011 at 1:20 pm
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Darinda - April 22, 2011 at 3:12 pm
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Darinda - April 23, 2011 at 3:40 pm
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Diamond - April 29, 2011 at 5:58 pm
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Cinjin - April 30, 2011 at 1:08 am
RE: Your favorite joke? - by Darinda - June 21, 2011 at 3:15 pm

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