I used to hang out at Padre Island a lot. I got used to the sea lice, the jellyfish, the school of mullet sneaking up from behind and even got zapped by a man-o-war. I was out on the third sandbar sharing a surfboard with a friend when I got bumped and put my arm down to brush it away, porpoise maybe? Nah, skin feels dry and sandpaper like. Hmm? SHARK! Slow, calm and with purpose, I got back to shore and I do not hang out in the water any more.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
