(June 15, 2016 at 8:34 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: The parents would love to take you on their next vacation to Florida. They know a nice place where you can pet the pretty 'gators.
I was at the Aransas Wildlife Refuge with a bike club once. One of the members thought they could sneak up and touch the tip of an alligator's tail.
I have seen many documentaries and shows on alligators and crocodiles and none of them come close to actually being there.
That alligator flipped around so quick, I expected a sonic boom. The biker got away by the skin of his teeth. We all had a great laugh at his expense. And no, he did not get the satisfaction of touching the alligator.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
