From the book of Badger chapter XIV
14:1 And yea verily did the wise badger listen to the babble of the foolish.
14:2 And mightly did he labour, applying reason against their lies.
14:3 Yet all was in vain, for the more he reasoned the louder and more foolish was their ranting.
14:4 So it came to pass, that tiring of their incessant noise.
14:5 Lo! he did tell them to Fuck off.
14:6 And it was good.
Here endth the reading
Yes, it was plagerized from P.Z Meyer.
14:1 And yea verily did the wise badger listen to the babble of the foolish.
14:2 And mightly did he labour, applying reason against their lies.
14:3 Yet all was in vain, for the more he reasoned the louder and more foolish was their ranting.
14:4 So it came to pass, that tiring of their incessant noise.
14:5 Lo! he did tell them to Fuck off.
14:6 And it was good.
Here endth the reading
Yes, it was plagerized from P.Z Meyer.

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